Self Defense Umbrella

Defense Umbrella
one-hand
90-180 damage
requires (age) level 70
super effective on burglars, young punks
equipped mostly by females

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Tasting the Imperial March

There are some people called synaesthetes who TASTE musical notes :O. Someone described what it was like to this guy, Professor Funk, and he has thus gone on to test out what it would be like using the Imperial March. This is really interesting.

via Of Two Minds

Avian Cannibalism?!

Has anyone ever known a pelican to eat another bird?!?! I thought they only ate fish :O This is both creepy, but hilarious because the pigeon like WON'T die and gets stuck in its throat and wiggles the pelican all around from the inside. XD

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Duster Druggie

I can't believe she does this constantly. Like, all the time, unless she's sleeping or out on her drug run. Watching people do drugs scares me and freaks me out. This girl needs to be slapped and put into rehab, srsly.

The Yes Dance

WTF of the day. Very amusing, slightly disturbing. KIKI STOP YOU'RE YESSING TOO HARD!

Sophisticated Side Ponytail

Now for some music!! Natalie Portman's Shaved Head - Sophisticated Side Ponytail

La Vie Des Animaux Selon Les Hommes

Silly French, impersonating animals :O. It's kinda really funny though ^_^. Enjoy

via The Underdog Victorious

No Homo

So apparently this phrase "no homo" which I've never even HEARD of before has been hot all over the internet and IRL for like the last 5 years. I don't know HOW I haven't seen this or heard this before seeing as I am pretty much non-existent off of the internet (I am ALWAYS online). I mean I was pretty late on "rick-rolling" too. Where the hell are these things??? Where are they so constant that everyone has seen them and I haven't??




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